Earnings Calls: The Axis of Stevil Show https://www.axisofstevilshow.com/earnings-calls/ en-us The Axis of Stevil is reporting its results twenty years late. In a run of quarterly earnings calls, its Chief Financial Officer, Juan Conroy, reads the archive of axisofstevil.com from 2005 to 2007, one quarter to a season and a few calls to a quarter. Stevil, the CEO, is on every call. He has not spoken. The CFO's voice is synthetic, and his remarks were written with assistance from AI; the works he reads were written by people. A parody, read from an archive of satire. The Axis of Stevil is reporting its results twenty years late. In a run of quarterly earnings calls, its Chief Financial Officer, Juan Conroy, reads the archive of axisofstevil.com from 2005 to 2007, one quarter to a season and a few calls to a quarter. Stevil, the CEO, is on every call. He has not spoken. The CFO's voice is synthetic, and his remarks were written with assistance from AI; the works he reads were written by people. A parody, read from an archive of satire. The Axis of Stevil The Axis of Stevil shows@axisofstevil.com https://archive.axisofstevil.com/shows/earnings-calls/cover.jpgEarnings Calls: The Axis of Stevil Showhttps://www.axisofstevilshow.com/earnings-calls/ false episodic The CFO's voice is synthetic, and his remarks were written with assistance from AI. The archive's works were written by people. Two Birds, One Stone https://www.axisofstevilshow.com/earnings-calls/episodes/two-birds-one-stone/ 01M6HR99DJNN77WMY2J943T682 Mon, 09 Nov 2026 06:00:02 -0500 Q2 '05, Part 1. A bird has got into the building, and the second quarter is about birds. That was not planned. Management reviews a common saying, a study of birds on power lines, where babies come from, and a Featured Steve who is, technically, a Stevie. A woodpecker is acquired. Building security has been informed.

The CFO's voice is synthetic, and his remarks were written with assistance from AI. The archive's works were written by people.

]]> Two Birds, One Stone 749 2 1 full false 2 1 The Ninjas Bill by the Hour https://www.axisofstevilshow.com/earnings-calls/episodes/the-ninjas-bill-by-the-hour/ 01M6HR8Y5Y18HVXHDTGXKQDC26 Mon, 09 Nov 2026 06:00:01 -0500 Q1 '05, Part 2. Management takes a position on a toy bear and the bears it was modeled on, consults a terrier on personal finance, and recognizes Steven Spielberg, a man who looks challenge in the face and says "Narf." The Art Acquisitions Committee reports one acquisition, pending. The CFO conducts the call standing.

The CFO's voice is synthetic, and his remarks were written with assistance from AI. The archive's works were written by people.

]]> The Ninjas Bill by the Hour 657 1 2 full false 1 2 The Endangered Plastic Rat https://www.axisofstevilshow.com/earnings-calls/episodes/the-endangered-plastic-rat/ 01M6HR8WSB82D8RVRCEM0KXRRF Mon, 09 Nov 2026 06:00:00 -0500 Q1 '05, Part 1. Our first call. Management reports on an endangered species, a word that has stopped gyrating and started descending, and two Featured Steves: one nobody can place, and one everybody screams at. The Art Acquisitions Committee met eleven times this quarter. It acquired nothing.

The CFO's voice is synthetic, and his remarks were written with assistance from AI. The archive's works were written by people.

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