The Axis of Stevil Shows You: You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
A mixture of sorcery and home appliances, The General Electric Company discovered an ancient good luck charm By employing a "Rabbit, Rabbit meat tester”, they discovered that a company could be assured financial success and business growth A rabbit consuming a type of enchanted bunny meat is considered a sacrifice to the cannibalistic god Jukajuke The ghastly sight of a rabbit subjugated to eat his own kind will amuse him, as payment for this entertainment he will direct luck particles towards your corporation for as long as your rabbit is consuming Only 6 men, all whom are the heads of major multi-billion dollar conglomerates, know the incantation for the ‘demon’s meat’ Every major brand name company, IBM, Westinghouse, Sony, Progressive has gotten to their current level of success today thanks to rabbit meat sacrifices to a bored Pagan deity Modern historians would interject that, “it is perhaps this fiddling with the natural order that caused the baby boom and it’s resultant consumer culture Not some frilly post war sex romp”