The Axis of Stevil Shows You: Complete Your Breakfast

Hey kids Are you looking for a tasty snack that is not only part of a balanced breakfast, but is an entire breakfast Then you need to try ‘Pro-Teens’: The cereal designed for growing kids who need a full meal in a bowl Every morning you and Porter, the portly pro-teen, can share a breakfast chock full of bacon bits, egg rounds, sausage links, and Canadian bacon These meaty morsels are combined with Porter's special P shaped cornflakes that turn your milk into savory gravy