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In recent weeks The Axis of Stevil has noticed an increase in the level of terrorist chatter Several creditable threats in the form of magazine order cards have been intercepted that show a swelling of entry-level terrorist support Be aware of low impact terrorist organizations that seek to draw upon the sympathies of evil and unmotivated men The following press release was found in a raid of a terrorist compound outside of Jamestown, MA Low Impact Terrorism isn’t just about filling your return-mailer envelope with scrap paper and mailing it back to the spammer It is not just about the satisfaction of putting a knot in the democratic system Low Impact Terrorism is a brotherhood among those who seek to put the real in reality; those who share the same beliefs in turning against the tide and pushing hard With this in mind, Low Impact Terrorism United has recruited over one hundred of the United State’s finest Low Impact Terrorist masters We have several facilities under construction in over 10 major cities nation wide These facilities will start offering classes in Low Impact Terrorism for the working class and the white collars alike With features including daycare, shuttle buses, and a fifteen foot dive tank; you can relax and enjoy learning simple terrorist skills with convenience Like most armchair evildoers and posers, the part time terrorist has little resolve In fact he will quickly turn coat and return to the side of good with just a little shock and awe With this in mind, The Axis of Stevil has started a crack squadron of mercenaries, stuntman and rouge Hollywood producers who have been tasked to combat low impact terrorism from coast to coast These masters of Green screens, ammunition blanks and stunt ramps will crash a ‘76 thunderbird through a 3rd story office window and spray blanks from a Armalite M16, all while pyrotechnic explosions shimmer through the falling pieces of glass This theatrical display is guaranteed to terrify even the most stone-faced cooperate slime bag straight Fighting small time domestic terrorism with big budget action terror is the way of the new century

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