The Axis of Stevil Shows You: Welcome To The Jungle

There are six great misconceptions that plague the lands like a black death of ignorance The most well known falsehood is the fantastical thought that the mortal enemy of the mouse is a cat Thanks to the bad enchilada jokes and violent acts of Speedy Gonzales and Sylvester, popular opinion has been forged with a flaw In reality the true enemy of the rodent is the turtle