The Axis of Stevil Shows You: The New Deal

Audience attendance did not appear to suffer at the taping of the new round of “Deal or No Deal” In fact, attendance jumped nearly 75% when “Save Howie Mandel” (aka SHM or Shim) activists arrived outside of the studio To make the show a bit more exciting, the new, even more mysterious eight-armed banker added some wonderful prizes to his offer 38 year-old bank teller Barbara Welles left with $194,000 and an exclusive Captain Squash action figure collection for her 5 year-old twin boys, which were in the audience cheering her on She had made an excellent deal when Bobby revealed that her case contained only fifty dollars Bobby Generic plans to continue hosting the show until the location of Mandel The “Save Howie Mandel” organization is funded by Bobby Generic and donations from the public If you wish to donate time or effort, please contact Ted Generic at