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The shark bites incident taught Cranker a valuable lesson when releasing a product Since then, they have mandated heavy testing of all fruit snacks before releasing them to retailers Their current and most popular fruit snack, 'Spewers' spent three years in clinical trials at three different animal labs 'Spewers', famous for contorting your face with its intense fruit flavor, was at first a danger to the consumer The ratio of power fruit serum to stable chewy shell was frequently miscalculated Many mice exploded into large durians after only a small sampling of the product The goal of a fruit indulgence that could temporally alter your perception to the peaceful splendor of a fruit seemed impossible However, thanks to the tireless efforts of many rodents, and a round the clock team of orange midgets manning a 18 foot tall fruit-juicer, the recipe for 'Spewers' has since been refined to provide just the right combination of fructose-infused face-altering toxins and a day's worth of Vitamin C

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